The Love Guru

(Paramount)

Starring: Mike Myers, Jessica Alba

Mike Myers’ hits had to stop sometime, right? Guru Pitka (Myers) is hired to help a hockey player (Weeds’ Romany Malco), but falls for the team owner, the lackluster Jessica Alba. Gross-out gags abound, and inexplicably, Justin Timberlake and Mini Me (aka Verne Troyer) also star.