Lunchtime Lowdown: All the Latest Sandra Bullock & Jesse James News

Today's edition of Lunchtime Lowdown is covering the spectrum of reports out there regarding Sandra Bullock and Jesse James and his alleged affair.

• He might be in the doghouse, but so is Jesse's formerly missing dog. (PopEater)

• So how did the whole thing go down? This timeline guesses at the sequence of events. (E! News)

• Jesse's reported mistress, Michelle McGee, posed for a Nazi-themed photo shoot. Minus a bajillion points on the karma scale. (TMZ)

• Michelle was apparently paid $30,000 to dish the deets on the affair. (Huffington Post)

• Jesse's hanging his head in shame but still trying to be a good dad, it seems. (JustJared)