Today's edition of Lunchtime Lowdown is covering the spectrum of reports out there regarding Sandra Bullock and Jesse James and his alleged affair.
• He might be in the doghouse, but so is Jesse's formerly missing dog. (PopEater)
• So how did the whole thing go down? This timeline guesses at the sequence of events. (E! News)
• Jesse's reported mistress, Michelle McGee, posed for a Nazi-themed photo shoot. Minus a bajillion points on the karma scale. (TMZ)