Lunchtime Lowdown: Britney Named Celeb of the Decade; Courtney Love's Ruined Xmas Plans

• Britney Spears tops Popeater's Celebrity of the Decade poll. (Popeater)

• Courtney Love's quaint family Xmas plans ruined — by her own family. (Spinner)

• Jessica Simpson caught on camera battling ear wax... Watch the video to find out who wins. (HuffPo)

• Susan Boyle a Bond girl? We hope not. (Splash)