Britney Spears tops Popeater’s Celebrity of the Decade poll. (Popeater)

Courtney Love‘s quaint family Xmas plans ruined — by her own family. (Spinner)

Jessica Simpson caught on camera battling ear wax… Watch the video to find out who wins. (HuffPo)

Susan Boyle a Bond girl? We hope not. (Splash)

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