Lunchtime Lowdown: Heidi Montag Says No to Plastic; Michelle Obama Celebrates Women

• She might be made partly out of plastic, but at least Heidi Montag has a sense of humor about it! (Funny or Die)

• Drew Carey actress Nan Martin has passed away. (PopEater)

• Simon Cowell gets all kissy-face with his fiancée on TV. (Huffington Post)

• Quentin Tarantino is being sued over his action epic, Kill Bill. (TMZ)

• Michelle Obama celebrates International Women's Day with style. As if she could be any other way! (Just Jared)