Lunchtime Lowdown: How to Woo a Mistress; No 'Arrested Development' Movie

• Tiki Barber has been unveiled as the latest celeb cheater. Will it never end? (Hollywood Life)

• On that note, here's how famous men like Tiki, Tiger Woods and Jesse James woo their mistresses. (PopEater)

• David Cross says there won't be an Arrested Development movie. In other news, our hearts are now broken. (Huffington Post)

• Check out Katherine Heigl and Ashton Kutcher's new movie poster. (JustJared)

• Marilyn Manson wants nothing to do with Michelle "Bombshell" McGee comparisons, ya hear? (E! Online)