Lunchtime Lowdown: Jimmy Fallon Gets Muppety; Judge Dismisses Crazy Claims Against Keanu

• Jimmy Fallon has the best job! The Late Night host had an impromptu jam sessions with the muppets and we are totally jealous. (NBC)

• The paternity suit against Keanu Reeves has been dismissed, as the judge says the woman's suit is a "waste of judicial resources." (E! Online)

• Nick Jonas is all about unrequited love. Line up, ladies! (Socialite Life)

• Gerard Butler has been cleared of battery charges against him. Party at Gerard's place! (Just Jared)

• Got a smart kid? Might be too late to get him or her on Our Little Genius —it's been suspended for now. (Associated Press)