Lunchtime Lowdown: Kim Kard Dines with Soccer Star; Ricky Martin Goes Nude for Concert Tour

• Kim Kardashian and Soccer star Crisitiano Ronaldo have a lunch date in Madrid! (TMZ)

• Dirty Jobs host Mike Rowe reads Tiger Woods's dirty texts. (PopEater)

• Spencer Pratt goes on Twitter rant defending Heidi Montag's surgery and dissing other celebs who went under the knife. (Huffington Post)

• Harry Potter heads to Broadway — Daniel Radcliffe to sing and dance in new musical! (PopEater)

• Ricky Martin goes nude for concert comeback. (Just Jared)

• Sneak peek of Neil Patrick Harris on Glee! (Access Hollywood)