Lunchtime Lowdown: R-Pattz Describes the "Little Patch" On His Privates; Jesse James' Alleged Mistress Shopping Photos

•Robert Pattinson talks about the "little patch on your privates" worn shooting sex scenes in Remember Me. (Huffington Post)

• Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, Jesse James' alleged mistress, is reportedly looking to sell photos and text messages to the highest bidder. (PopEater)

• Ex-spouses that tattoo together stay... divorced? Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley get inked. (JustJared)

•Octomom Nadya Suleman offered a way to save her house from foreclosure, but it will cost her some skin. (E! News)

• Dr. Conrad Murray claims he tried everything he could to save Michael Jackson's life. (TMZ)