Lunchtime Lowdown: The Vatican Not a Fan of 'Avatar'; Madonna Still Texting A-Rod

• The Vatican is not impressed with Avatar. Didn't see that one coming. (Associated Press)

• Maybe texting educator James Lipton should warn Madonna about still sending texts to her ex, A-Rod. (NY Post)

• First she goes blue for Avatar, then Zoe Saldana goes glam for Avon's new scent, Eternal Magic. (JustJared)

• Cybill Shepherd's son has been arrested for rifling through the luggage of sleeping passengers. (PopEater)

• Which actress is pulling a Cousin It and hiding behind all that hair? (Bossip)