Macaulay Culkin: Not Michael Jackson's Baby Daddy

In wholly unsurprising news, Macaulay Culkin is denying recent odd reports that he is the biological father of Michael Jackson's youngest child, Blanket. The weird story appeared first in The Sun this morning and has spread from outlet to outlet, with varying degrees of belief.

And it seems that far-flung theory should just be thrown out: "The inquiries are too preposterous for us to even acknowledge," Mac's rep Michelle Bega tells TMZ.