Madonna Is a Fabric-Laden Woman

She might be the original "Material Girl," but now that she's a mom of four and an international superstar, maybe Madonna needs a new moniker? Especially since she stepped out in Paris on Sunday draped in layers of clothing. Hmm... how about the Fabric Woman? It might not be as catchy, but it certainly seems appropriate!

While we're normally a fan of Her Madgesty's style, this parachute style of pants is a bit too voluminous, don't you think?

OK! NEWS: TAYLOR MOMSEN MODELS FOR MADONNA'S MATERIAL GIRL LINE

At least she's wearing pants — unlike her newest fashion muse, Taylor Momsen, who usually favors more of a ripped tights, lingerie look.

OK! TAYLOR MOMSEN IS "PSYCHED" TO BE FACE OF MATERIAL GIRL