Meet Angelina "Pookie" Jolie and 27 More 'Jersey Shore'-ified Celebs!

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Dec. 29 2009, Published 2:52 p.m. ET

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While OK! was lucky enough to snag some quality time with Jersey Shore's Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, in an exclusive interview in our new issue (on sale everywhere Wednesday!) we wondered how the most famous celebs would fare if they were transformed into "guidos" and "guidettes." One way to start picturing them as Jersey Shore-goers? Give them bonafide JS nicknames!

With the help of a handy Facebook application, we plugged in our favorite stars' names to see what they'd be called on the Jersey Shore, and came up with these priceless monikers.

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NOTE: Since it's a randomly generated program, you might get even better names — let us know what you come up with in the comments!

Angelina Jolie: Pookie

Brad Pitt: Juice Box

Robert Pattinson: The Operation

Kristen Stewart: The Marisa Tomei of the Bronx

Tiger Woods: The Condition

Jon Gosselin: J-Muscle

Kate Gosselin: Snickers

Heidi Montag: Hot Spot

Spencer Pratt: The Tricep

Lindsay Lohan: The Princess of Paramus

Brad Pitt

Kim Kardashian: K-Pop

Khloé Kardashian Odom: Last Call

Kourtney Kardashian: Tan-Tric

Kendra Wilkinson: Hot Spot

Tom Cruise: The Bicep

Katie Holmes: The Paris Hilton of Trenton

Jake Gyllenhaal: The Tan-Ticle

Reese Witherspoon: Sunny

George Clooney: Juice Springsteen

Taylor Swift: T-Pow

Taylor Lautner: The Impact

Britney Spears: The Appointment

Jennifer Garner: Tan-Trum

Ben Affleck: Orange Glo

Jessica Alba: J-Scream

Jessica Simpson: Pooker

Nicole Richie: The Grenade

Paris Hilton: The Opportunity


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