While OK! was lucky enough to snag some quality time with Jersey Shore‘s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, in an exclusive interview in our new issue (on sale everywhere Wednesday!) we wondered how the most famous celebs would fare if they were transformed into “guidos” and “guidettes.” One way to start picturing them as Jersey Shore-goers? Give them bonafide JS nicknames!
With the help of a handy Facebook application, we plugged in our favorite stars’ names to see what they’d be called on the Jersey Shore, and came up with these priceless monikers.
NOTE: Since it’s a randomly generated program, you might get even better names — let us know what you come up with in the comments!
Angelina Jolie: Pookie
Brad Pitt: Juice Box
Robert Pattinson: The Operation
Kristen Stewart: The Marisa Tomei of the Bronx
Tiger Woods: The Condition
Jon Gosselin: J-Muscle
Kate Gosselin: Snickers
Heidi Montag: Hot Spot
Spencer Pratt: The Tricep
Lindsay Lohan: The Princess of Paramus
Kim Kardashian: K-Pop
Khloé Kardashian Odom: Last Call
Kourtney Kardashian: Tan-Tric
Kendra Wilkinson: Hot Spot
Tom Cruise: The Bicep
Katie Holmes: The Paris Hilton of Trenton
Jake Gyllenhaal: The Tan-Ticle
Reese Witherspoon: Sunny
George Clooney: Juice Springsteen
Taylor Swift: T-Pow
Taylor Lautner: The Impact
Britney Spears: The Appointment
Jennifer Garner: Tan-Trum
Ben Affleck: Orange Glo
Jessica Alba: J-Scream
Jessica Simpson: Pooker
Nicole Richie: The Grenade
Paris Hilton: The Opportunity
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