Who wears short shorts? Miley Cyrus, apparently, and she doesn’t just stick to one pair per day. The Hannah Montana star sported one pair of high-waisted cutoffs to visit pals in Westwood, Calif. yesterday, before changing into yet another pair of belly-button covering shorts for a night on the town at L.A. nightclub Voyeur, later that night.
We’ve gotta tell ya, Miley — you’re young, you’re cute, you’ve got money to burn… you could’ve gone so many better directions with outfit No. 2. The high waist of the shorts plus the midriff-baring top and leopard trimmed jacket hearkens back to the groupies of the 1983 Mötley Crüe World tour, when you were negative 9.
On another note — why is a 17-year-old going to a nightclub?