News From Across The Pond: How to bag Robert Pattinson & Taylor Lautner; Cheryl Cole's malaria worsens; Kerry Katona doesn't think Katie Price & Alex Reid will last

* How to make Robert Pattinson & Taylor Lautner fall in love with you (more)

* Cheryl Cole moved to specialist hospital unit as malaria worsens (more)

* Kerry Katona says Katie Price and Alex Reid won't last a year (more)

* Dannii Minogue gives birth to a baby boy named Ethan (more)

* Amy Winehouse uses her bra as a cigarette holder, classy (more)

* Leighton Meester gets upstaged at Chanel fashion show by a lion (weird we know) (more)

* Jennifer Aniston's date chat is REALLY dull (more)