Start drying your eyes and brushing up on your pick-up lines, boys: despite a report by the UK's The Daily Mirror, it seems Britney Spears does not have a new boyfriend.
On that note, the Britster also did not fly to India over Christmas to be with alleged Bollywood boyfriend Sandip Soparrkar, who was inaccurately named as the choreographer of her "Womanizer" video (dance moves were instead coordinated by longtime choreographer Andre Fuentes).
"Britney is not in India," a source tells E! News, with another source calling the story, "a total fabrication." All signs point to Britney spending Christmas at home in L.A. with her two sons Jayden and Sean.