Not a Heather

Without naming names, I hear that a lovely young lady who honestly doesn’t look a day older than she did when she dated Johnny Depp — or when she was accused of five-finger discounts — is dating Blake Sennett from the band Rilo Kiley.

I’m also told that a guy who’s a friend of a friend has been "calling her a million times a day," and her method to make him stop was to confront him in person. So she allowed him to come to her house! We hear he didn’t take it well. Lesson: nice is an admirable quality. Just maybe not at your home with a virtual stranger.