PHOTOS: David Beckham Kicks It in Milan

We're not going to sit here and pretend we know the slightest thing about soccer, let alone why David Beckham seems to play for at least three different teams on at least two different continents, or why the soccer season appears to have no beginning nor end. But what we do know is that Becks looks good in shorts. And for that, we will be forever grateful to the sport of soccer.