Pippa Middleton Offered a $5 Million Porn Deal; Brother James Middleton Invited to Join

The presence of the newly crowned "Her Royal Hotness" Pippa Middleton — sister of Prince William's wife, the Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton — has been approached by Vivid Entertainment with a $5 million dollar porn proposal. And Pippa isn't the only Middleton Vivid has its eyes on.

Her brother James Middleton has also attracted the attention of the celebrity sex tape giant.

Both Pippa and James have been seen partying half-naked in photos released post the April 29 Royal Wedding — first of James basically in the buff, followed by Pippa having some fun dancing in her bra.

"I can confirm that Vivid has made a $5 million offer to Pippa Middleton to appear in one scene in an upcoming movie and another $1 million to her brother James to appear in a separate scene," a spokeswoman for Vivid Entertainment told E! News.

So was it Pippa's "dancing bra" photo that sparked the porn entertainment company's interest? No, it was her role as maid of honor in the royal wedding.

"As far as I was concerned, you were the star of the recent royal wedding," CEO of vivid Steven Hirsch wrote in a letter to Pippa, obtained by E!. "As I watched a broadcast of the event I couldn't help but think that with your beauty and attitude you could be an enormously successful adult star. For just one explicit scene I would be pleased to offer you $5 million and, of course, you would have a choice of partners. If you would like to bring your brother James along, he could appear in a separate scene for $1 million. I hope you will give this offer serious consideration and I look forward to hearing from you."

We are pretty sure that Her Royal Hottness will respectfully decline the offer, and that James will as well.

A heightened interest in Pippa has hit the public since Kate's 27-year-old baby sister hit Westminster Abbey in her ivory, figure-hugging Sarah Burton gown. Pippa’s look has gained so much attention that a Facebook page has been created in honor of her toned rear end.

The “Pippa Middleton Ass Appreciation Society” created a public page on Facebook, praising the 27-year-old for being the “fittest member of the monarchy” and having the “nicest ass at the royal wedding.”

Bet they support Vivid's pursuit of Pippa!