Sharon Osbourne: I Want to Adopt Brad Pitt

Hard to believe it, but has a crush on . And she's not shy when it comes to talking about it.

“I would adopt him any day,” Ozzy’s wife of 25 years told reporters gathered at the Elton John AIDS Foundation Benefit on September 25. “Forget the babies, I’ll have him. I’m such a dirty old cow.”

Sharon, 54, is just eleven years older than Brad, 43. And if , 47, and , 29, can rock an 18-year age difference, so can this Hollywood fantasy couple.

Hey — We can call them Spitt.