Sunday Night TV Roundup

Desperate Housewives: "Good thing Bree was having a control freak-out over who makes the better lemon meringue pie with nasty new neighbor Katherine. Without Bree’s classic “I’ve got to be in charge of everything” tirade, this episode would have been a lemon. Committing the felony of breaking, entering and vandalizing wasn’t going stop Bree from getting into Katherine’s locked recipe box and uncovering her secret “sweet and sour” pie ingredient. Of course, Bree overheard clues to a bigger secret Katherine is trying to keep hush-hush. I’m sure Bree will use the info to her advantage and make Katherine an offer she can’t refuse (just like she did to Danielle’s lecherous teacher and Betty Applewhite), over a basket of freshly baked muffins. The rest of the episode was just OK. While Lynette’s cancer story is poignant, it seems out of place with the show’s dark comedy theme. Teri Hatcher’s revealing lingerie conjured up memories of her infamous Seinfeld episode. After all, Susan’s breasts were real (thanks to her pregnancy), and they were spectacular!" - TV Fanatic

America's Most Smartest Model: "Got to wonder just how smart the models competing to be America's most smartest model really are. Don't they realize the title is a grammatical error? The first challenge is to look intelligent enough to stay in the competition. Orange must be a stupid color cause Jamie gets her Cheetos-colored self sent home. At a spelling bee featuring fashion-oriented words, none of the models could spell the names of some of today's hottest designers. Aren't these the people that sign your checks? Props to Daniel who won the challenge cause I sure can't spell "bacchanalian." Andre ain't no Tyra Banks, but he still tries to wow us with his passion for modeling. He schools us on how hard it is to be the physical god on which us plain Janes and Joes look to for inspiration. He won't even eat a sandwich to maintain his rock hard bod. (After seeing his abs, I kinda got thank him for that.) Mandy Lynn's lips scare me, but she does have heart. VJ is majorly hot. And it's nice to know that no matter how hot a guy is, he'll get shut down by girls if he's a sleazy nincompoop. Now if Gaston could just learn how to spell it. Bye-bye to Gaston and Victoria!" - TV Fanatic