Rihanna and her new man, L.A. Dodger Matt Kemp, have sparked a media frenzy with their whirlwind relationship. In a new Funny or Die video spoofing on Matt, an actor channels the baseball player in a fake Match.com commercial claiming he likes “public ass groping,” “chicks who share umbrellas.. .ellas… ellas” and ending the video with “I don’t hit chicks,” a jab at Chris Brown‘s violent treatment toward RiRi.

Sound off in the comments below!

Join the conversation