Watch Charlie Sheen's "Winning Recipes" Cooking Show!

"Mmm, tastes like winning." Charlie Sheen stars in a new Funny or Die video as a part of his goal to be the first person to appear on every television network. So here he comes, Food Network. Charlie has his own cooking show, Winning Recipes.

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Using the power of a warlock, Charlie makes some winning recipes in this new Funny or Die video.

"This won't be a kosher meal," Charlie says. "Not because I'm anti-Semitic, but because my Tiger Blood needs meat."

"The best way to cook a steak is with moderate to intense observation," he explains. "Duh, winning. Steak is done."

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"I don't cook food," Charlie says. "I will it."

Watch the video below!