14 Shirtless Pics of RHONJ's Joe Gorga Looking Like a Jersey Juicehead

You know how we know that Joe Gorga is from New Jersey? He's the epitome of gorilla Juicehead. Click through to see pics of shirtless Joe Gorga, who's celebrating his 9 year anniversary with his equally-as-gorgeous wife this week. Because minus some alone time in the bedroom or a few diamonds, we're pretty sure Melissa wouldn't want anything else for her anniversary but this...

Joe clearly loves working on his fitness. You don't get a bod like that by sitting around and doing nothing, folks!

What a good lookin' bunch! Joe and Melissa and their kids Antonia, Joey and Gino are pretty much the most gorgeous Jersey family that's ever lived.

Joe got his very own billboard in New Jersey where he got paid to strip down for Sizzle Tans. Hot.

Those Gorgas sure do love the beach. With bodies like that though...no wonder.

Of course Joe decides on a Halloween costume that allows him to go sans shirt. Of course.

We have a feeling that Joe's son is going to grow up to be just as much of a looker as his dad is.

What's more impressive here—Antonia's split or Joe's ridiculous biceps? Toughie.

Looks like Melissa is thanking god for blessing her with a hunk of a man like Joe. Can't blame the girl!

Remember that epic RHONJ fight where Joe and Joe duked it out? Things got so literally heated that Joe Gorga had to take his shirt off. What a shame.

Is Joe naked here? Pretty sure Joe is naked here.

Is this a pic of Joe and Melissa at the Jersey Shore? Shirtless meathead Joe fits right in.

There's nothing hotter than a guy with kids...and muscles. Double win.

While most of us use the beach to sit and tan, Joe uses it to play sports and get even more in shape. Go figure.

Happy anniversary, Joe. Here's to many more years of bulging biceps.