Ramona Singer Turtle Time
It’s easier to make your mark on Bravo (and the world) if you have a catchphrase, like Ramona Singer’s “turtle time.”
Everybody who works for Diddy is awesome, like Heather Thomson.
Leave your husband behind on "girls' night out."
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There's nothing a little white wine can't fix.
If you're bringing your kids to a formal event, they had better behave. Their own fancy names will not suffice.
Professional chefs do not like it when you refer to them as mere "cooks."
You can't crash other people's vacations, as Jill Zarin unfortunately learned one season.
You shouldn't ask someone if they used a ghost writer, especially if they're a professional writer. It will not go well.
Sometimes you have to suck it up and apologize for the sake of a friendship. Jill Zarin and Bethenny Frankel lost their relationship because they both refused to say sorry.
People care a whole lot about their formal titles, especially when addressed by a member of the "help."
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Money can’t buy you class. Duh.
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Brooklyn is a real place where people actually reside.
Your parents don’t stop being awkward when you grow up. Aviva Drescher’s dad keeps things wacky.