Stars are known for giving their kids really wacky names, but they often fall into two camps: nouns and adjectives. While you may be happy naming your baby something normal like Jack or Sophia, open up the possibilities by choosing any old object around you and calling your child that object forevermore!
Jason Lee has one of the oddest celebrity baby names ever: He and his wife picked "Pilot Inspektor" for his son in 2005.
Busy Phillipps has two daughters, named Cricket and Birdie. No, not affectionate pet names, those are their real, legal names.
Kate Winslet, who is married to the uniquely named chap Ned Rocknroll, gave their child the fittingly unique moniker "Bear."
We hope Alicia Silverstone wasn't mad about Kate Winslet jacking her baby name. She named her son Bear Blu in 2011.
Gwyneth Paltrow arguably kicked off the noun trend with her daughter Apple, born in 2004.
Beyonce can do almost no wrong, but we still haven't forgotten that Blue Ivy is pretty wacky for a baby name. It's an adjective plus a noun!
Emile Hirsch gave his son a name fit for a super hero: Valor.
Jennifer Love Hewitt has a noun in the middle of her name, so she gets the appeal. She named her daughter Autumn James.
TV stars and generally wildly attractive people Jensen Ackles and Danneel Harris named their first child Justice Jay.
Are you surprised that former Girl Next Door Holly Madison went with an over-the-top girly name for her first kid? Her daughter is Rainbow Aurora, so two nouns for that girl!
Fergie and Josh Duhamel chose Axl Jack for their adorable baby boy.
North West gets special attention on this list for being named not just for two adjectives, but two directions. Nice work, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.
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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's twins already have a noun for a last name, which makes son Moroccan's name even stranger. Moroccan Cannon sounds like something you could see on a tour of North Africa.
Soleil Moon Frye survived a strange name, so she was cool with calling her daughter Poet.
Michael Jackson's youngest son is legally named Prince Michael Jackson II, but he's been called Blanket since birth.
Pink and Carey Hart went with double the nouns for their daughter Willow Sage.
Anne Heche loved Greek names for her sons, with one named Homer and the other gets the noun Atlas.
David and Victoria Beckham have given their kids some interesting names, but their eldest gets the noun: Brooklyn.
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz also went the NYC borough route, with their son Bronx.
Kim Zolciak named one of her many babies Cash.
Keri Russell gave her son the name River.
Pretty Little Liars actress Tammin Sursok went with Phoenix for her little girl.
It's in Spanish, but it still counts: Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz named their daughter Luna.
Jessica Simpson named her cute baby boy Ace Knute.