Wearing a flowing blonde wig, large plastic boobs, and a sparkly silver gown, Ellen gave the audience her Bachelor spiel. "Listen ladies, I didn’t come to make friends, and I didn’t come to make toast," she said. "I came for two things: to get a man and to drink tequila. And I’m out of tequila."
She promised her fictional episode of the Bachelor would be the "most dramatic and most drunk episode" in the show's history. After slugging some tequila and stumbling out of a black car, Ellen fully introduced her character.
"My name is Kelllly — with four ls ’cause there are six other Kellys on the show, so this season you can call me Kelllly D! But that’s not my initial, as in breast size,” she joked. “My dress is from Versace, and my boobs are from Mattel. I’m a dental assistant from New Jersey. People ask me what’s the difference between a dental hygienist and a dental assistant, and it’s simple. A dental hygienist wears a white coat and cleans the teeth, and a dental assistant puts out on the first date.”
Then, Ellen, aka Kelllly, introduced the Bachelor himself, played by This Is Us star Milo Ventimiglia.
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