Let’s start off with Bravo’s token Jew, Andy Cohen. Andy’s obviously our crush because his job rocks and we want it, but also because we just about melt every time he says “Mazel” on WWHL.
And then there’s also Andy Samberg, who’s hot because he’s got the best Jew fro in Hollywood and probably the best sense of humor, too. And he’s best friends with Justin Timberlake, which only ups his hotness factor.
Even though at the moment Jake looks like a rabbi (and not the hot kind you had a crush on in Hebrew school), we obviously had to include Mr. Gyllenhaal since he’s an actual, legit member of the tribe. And let’s be real—his hotness makes Jews everywhere look good.
And speaking of looking good, um, hi, Zac Efron. Even though Zac was raised as an agnostic his whole life, he’s got Jewish in his blood and that’s good enough for us.
Jack Antonoff went to private Jewish school for most of his life and now he’s one third of the band fun. and is in a relationship with Girls’ Lena Dunham. We’d say that’s pretty awesome.
We know rapper Drake doesn’t look like a Jew, but his mom is a full-born one and thus so is he. And remember Drizzy’s music video for “HYFR?” That was him reliving his Bar Mitzvah.
Seth Cohen being the token jew on ‘The OC’ was not just by chance, guys—Adam is Jewish IRL. Because his name and his hair probably didn’t give that one away, right?
Nev Schulman from ‘Catfish”s full name is Yaniv, and his parents came up with it while staying on a kibbutz in Israel. His ridiculous amount of chest hair further proves his Israeli-ness. Yum.
Sasha Baron Cohen
Sasha Baron Cohen is not only a Jew (his Mom’s Israeli), but he’s also a Brit, which makes him double hot. Isla Fisher is one lucky gal.
Yes, Spider-man is a real-life Jew. We’re amazed too! But what’s more amazing is that this British Jewish actor is dating a shiksa in real life, Emma Stone. All the good ones do, though. Hmph.