John Mayer Says Twitter is for Twits

Following rumors that ex gal-pal Jennifer Aniston was less than pleased with John's inability to tear himself away from his Twitter.com account, the singer/boy-toy has suddenly turned on the social networking micro-blog site.

"It’s inherently silly and it’s inherently dumb," John told Eonline.com at the One Splendid Evening benefit for the VH1 Save the Music Foundation aboard the Carnival Splendor cruise ship in San Pedro, CA. "If you really think that Twitter is the pathway to spiritual enlightenment, well... It’s one step away from sending pictures of your poop."