Sarah Jessica Parker Reveals What Her Stripper Name Would Be!

Sarah Jessica Parker has come up with a great stripper name for herself... in case this whole incredible acting career of hers decides to halt at some point.

Artist Ashley Longshore figured out her own formula when it came to finding out what someone's stripper name could actually be.

"Your stripper name is the color of your underwear and the last thing you ate," she wrote. Simple enough!

Sarah's response started out in a sexy way but was a tad different for the second part of it.

"nude lentil soup," she revealed. LOL!

She then shortened it to "just nude lentil." Perhaps Carrie Bradshaw's alter-ego?

What would your stripper name be based on this formula? Sound off in the comments!