"Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it in the house."
"I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed b*tch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed."
"They say that you're a home-schooled jungle freak that's a less hot version of me!"
"Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?"
"And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!"
“I was half a virgin when I met him!”
"I mean, that's just like the rules of feminism."
"She doesn't even go here!"
"And then for Hannakuh my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn't even like them and... it was so sad.
"My nail beds suck."
"One time she met John Stamos on a plane... and he told her she was pretty."
"Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?"
"I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend, so just promise me you won't make fun of her."
"I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you!"