Oh, hey Rihanna! We see you down there, girl.
Yes, we'd much rather be here than at our desks.
Swim over our way, Ri!
Yep, that's much better. Now, let's get to talking.
Topics of discussion include: Who is taking these beautiful photos? The answer is photographers Steven Gomillion and Dennis Leupold.
Why don't we ever think to hire people to capture our lazy days by the pool?
Well, perhaps because we don't look like this in a bikini.
Rihanna captioned this pic, "Rasta."
Who is bringing this gal a fruit drink?
Check out her cool hair, with those shaved sides!
Maybe hoop earrings aren't the most practical of swim accessories, but of course this girl makes it work.
Her graphic orange and pink bikini complements her golden skin and her manicure. Leave no detail behind!
Add this to the pantheon of subtle celeb butt selfies.
But she's not totally alone! Ri and a friend snapped a pic drinking from bottles (somewhat implausibly) underwater.
Get a load of how that mani glows!
She's like a beautiful mermaid.
We feel calmer already. Thanks for the trip, Rihanna!