•The Kardashian sisters loved being killed off in last night’s episode of South Park episode. (Access Hollywood)

•Semi-Homemade queen Sandra Lee wants to cook spaetzle for Cher. (PopEater)

•Kirstie Alley says Conan O’Brien had his Tonight Show ousting coming. (Radar Online)

•Hollywood’s best actresses should start consulting divorce lawyers — the 2011 Oscars have already set a date. (E! Online)

•PETA hisses at Jessica Simpson for wearing snakeskin. (Popcrunch)