Tulle tutus, tiaras, barely-there bikinis, giant daisy bras, sheer everything—there’s not much that Paris Hilton won’t experiment with in the wardrobe department. Check out the birthday girl’s (The Simple Life star turns 33 today!) most shocking outfits illustrated on Instagram.
She called herself a "Birthday Barbie," and we can't really disagree with her. For her 33rd birthday, Paris Hilton, socialite extraordinaire, rocked a tiara and a super high-slit hot pink gown from Alon Livné—a dress she said was "just off the runway."
Same silhouette, different dress? Clearly, you got that Paris Hilton has a thing for this cut from the picture before! This girl definitely likes to channel Angelina Jolie's famous red carpet look. Does Paris Hilton's leg have a Twitter account, too?
Woah! Looks like Jaimie Alexander has some competition when it comes to black sheer (and SHOCKING!) gowns. Haus of Milani, the designer of this wow-worthy dress, is a regular label on the socialite's Instagram.
Paris Hilton kind of looks like she belongs in a pre-John Mayer, Katy Perry music video in this multicolored and webbed bustier, does she not?
Who could forget when Paris Hilton dressed up as Miley Cyrus for Halloween?. This outfit, and the occasion it's famous for, are both shocking by definition.
You'll learn to expect jaw-dropping fashion moments from Paris Hilton when she shoots with Terry Richardson.
Bling was theme behind-the-scenes at Paris Hilton's "Good Time" video shoot. Can you tell?
Paris Hilton used "Hello Kitty" in the description of this ballerina ensemble, but this has a bit more pizzazz than the cat's usual digs.
What? Like you don't have a bra made out of giant daisy blossoms...
This is purely just mind-blowing because when does Paris Hilton EVER wear sweatpants? Well, since her velour tracksuit days, anyway?
Paris Hilton's love of extravagant tutus obviously started at a very young age!
According to Paris Hilton, this is Mrs. Claus' kind of getup.
You're not alone—even Paris Hilton has had to work 80s shoulder pads.