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Bah Humbug! Schmidt is Our Favorite TV Scrooge

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Dec. 12 2012, Published 3:44 p.m. ET

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If good ol' Ebenezer rolled up into 2012, we're fully convinced he would live in a loft with two other dudes and a quirky girl. And occasionally be forced to drop money into the "douche-bag jar."

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Like the classic Ebbie, New Girl's Schmidt's (Max Greenfield) heart is also a cold, dark place. But that's mainly because CeCe crushed it shortly after he professed his undying love. Our theory is this: Somewhere along the line, the Scrooge family decided to alter their surname to avoid that cheerless stigma, and behold, Schmidt came into existence.

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Check out the best of his bah humbug banter from the episode "Santa": 

  • We were on very strict instructions from Rabbi Shmuley not to say a word until the last Christian kid found out about Santa Claus. Ruining Christmas? Very bad for our brand. 
  • I'm stuck here at this lesbian cookie party. It's all wreaths, no trees.
  • I don’t celebrate Christmas. Or as I like to call it, white Anglo-Saxon winter privilege night. 
  • Love is stupid. It is a lie. So, bah humbug to you, Cecelia. Bah humbug! Baaaaahhh! Humbug!
  • Black Santa Claus? I am so sick of hanging out with Christians. This is my last Christian Christmas. 
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