‘My hobbies is disco, table tennis,’ explains Kazakhstanian TV personality Borat Sagdiyev (aka British actor Sacha Baron Cohen), who also says he’s used the Internet to ‘meet nice girlies for chittie chat.’ And yet, the hottest women in Hollywood are after him – or so he says. ‘This lady Pamela Anderson, she stalking me,’ he confesses in his signature broken English. ‘She has sent me three love messages to her lawyer, saying sexy things like I must not go closer than 30 miles from her house… Pamela, if you reading this, leave me alone!’ So, which silver-screen beauty would Borat, whose self-titled film opens Nov. 3, want to bring back to his country? ‘I would like this Elizabeth Taylor,’ he divulges. ‘Sexy time!’

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