Did Kelly Osbourne Get Kris Humphries Kicked Out of a Club?

To suffice for today's news in Twitter wars, Kelly Osbourne and Kris Humphries (who recently escaped some baby drama when his lady friend confessed that, oops, she is not pregnant, actually) have differing stories about what went down at Hollywood club Beacher's Madhouse on Wednesday night.

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Sources told Kris that people were saying Kelly, who is a friend of Kim Kardashian, got him kicked out of the club. Look, you can insult Kris' looks, you can insult his basketball game... he takes it all in stride. But don't, repeat don't, insult his club-goer status. This is where he draws the line.

"I never usually address garbage, but don't people think that saying I got kicked out of somewhere, when I was literally the last person to leave is a pretty stupid thing to lie about? Do people ever think that they will lose credibility when hundreds of people know what they are writing isn't true?," Kris Tweeted yesterday.

He was backed up by Jeff Beacher, who owns the club in question. Jeff Tweeted: "@krishumphries you didn't get thrown out pal! You loo looked like you were having a great time to me!"

Aw.

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Kelly seems to be getting a kick out of the rumors, however. Adding fuel to the fire, she Tweeted: "Im creative director/business partners w/ @jeffbeacher Beachers Madhouse is OUR club so I have the right to let in or deny anyone!" she Tweeted.

The story was originally reported by The New York Post, and while we're not sure anyone will actually care enough to take sides in all this, it is still kind of funny.