Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

(New Line Cinema)

Starring: Jennifer Garner, Matthew McConaughey

Connor (McConaughey) is proud of his womanizing ways, until the spirits of old flames (see Dickens, Charles) set him straight. Ghosts is a frivolous, cookie-cutter romantic comedy that degrades women — not the smartest move, since they’re the target audience for this genre.