Just when we thought we were finally safe from them — okay, we never really believed it — Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are back in action as perhaps the most fame-whorey couple that were ever famous for no reason whatsoever. Even though they had "broken up" and "filed for divorce," Speidi is now back together, frolicking on the beach in Malibu, and liplocking for photographers yesterday in Malibu. They even changed outfits!
Although reports had their divorce as being final near Valentine's Day 2011, after Spencer had a run-in with the law in Costa Rica, Heidi apparently had a change of heart (or a change in her script for herself) and reunited with her husband.
The only thing we're grateful in this whole Speidi mess is that at least he shaved that gnarly blonde beard. And the next, inevitably frightening step? Speidi Spawn. It's only a matter of time.