John Mayer's Mouth Lands Him a New Job

If what John Mayer said in his recent Playboy interview is true, then when he hears this news he won't be singing the blues — John's famously uncensored mouth may have gotten him a new job offer with a [expletive] company.   

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Between John's rant on Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson in his Playboy interview, he also made mention of what his dream job would be — writing pornography.

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Vivid Entertainment wants to make John's dream come true — they've written a letter to the singer offering him a job writing and directing one of their upcoming films.

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But John's been singing the blues a lot lately and expressing remorse for his tell-all interview Tweeting, "I wanted to be a blues guitar player. And a singer. And a songwriter. Not a shock jock. I don’t have the stomach for it."

Wonder if he'll stick to writing songs instead of [expletive]?