At the Friars Club roast of comedy legend Pat Cooper, OK! caught up with some of the funniest guys around, and naturally they couldn’t wait to offer their takes on perpetually pummeled pop star Britney Spears.

“She’s certainly eating well,” famously nasal-voiced funny guy Gilbert Gottfried told OK!. “We never accuse Britney Spears of being one of those anorexic starving girls. Certainly, God bless her, she’s eating.”

Radio hosts Opie and Anthony actually attempted an intellectual debate about the fighting styles of Britney and fellow troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan. Anthony felt Britney had the upper hand, claiming, “She’s a bull.” But his partner in crime picked Lindsay to win in a scrap. “She’s a Long Island broad,” he explained to OK! “They know how to scratch. They fight dirty.”

By Jocelyn Vena

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