The Lunchtime Lowdown

• A new book levels some heady, green accusations about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and their life together. (NY Post)

• The woman accused of being Tiger Woods' mistress, Rachel Uchitel, says the increased attention is "awful." Ya don't say. (Hollywood Life)

• High School Musical alum Oleysa Rulin nabs a new show of her very own, digs Christmas. (JustJared)

• Penélope Cruz and Javier Bardem celebrated Thanksgiving with Sean Penn. Obviously. (PopSugar)

• Got kids? Avoid taking them to see these flicks, unless you want to scare the underoos off'em. (PopEater)