Michael Lohan Will Kidnap Lindsay to Save Her
Oct. 19 2009, Published 6:44 a.m. ET
Breaking news in the "totally unsurprising" category: Michael Lohan is talking about his famous daughter Lindsay Lohan again, telling X17 he wants conservatorship over her, à la Jamie Spears/Britney, or he'll kidnap her.
"I'm going to see the judge this week — I can't believe they didn't drug test Lindsay when she went into court," he says.
If/when the whole conservatorship thing doesn't fly, Michael's got a back-up plan.
"If I can't get a conservatorship, then I'm going to take her to an undisclosed location and get her straight," he reveals. "But I know I'm gonna get charged w/ kidnapping. Lindsay doesn't even know; she thinks she's herself but with all these prescription drugs and other stuff."
Last week, MiLo made a plea on Maury, begging his daughter to save her own life before it's too late, by letting him help her.
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"I’m not going to bury you, you’re gonna bury me before this is over. I’m gonna do anything and everything I have to to save your life, whether mom likes it, the public likes it, or anyone," he said. "I’m going to take all the steps I can to help you cuz I want you to have your life back. I’m not going to see you destroy yourself anymore."
We don't know whether LiLo should run... or listen to her father, for once.