Before that awkward shabbat dinner encounter between Erica and Casey where it was basically just tears and aruging and we couldn't understand what was happening, tonight's episode of Princesses: Long Island was full of amazing one-liners. But we wouldn't expect anything less from those gals, ya know? Read our recap of episode 2, Shabbocalypse Now, as told through these gems from Ashlee, Casey, Amanda, Erica, Chanel and Joey.
"Honestly, I swear to god, I went to the bathroom and I said thank you god. Because I knew he was The One." - Amanda, when telling Erica and Rob the romantic story of how she and Jeff met after bonding over an iPhone on the LIRR.
"I'm scared to be in a confined space with Erica." - Casey, when asked by Chanel to attend her shabbat dinner in the Hamptons. We like to call this foreshadowing. ladies and gents.
"Erica's like a silver spoon and I'm kinda like that white plastic fork." - Joey, when describing how hot Erica was in high school and how hot Erica still is now.
"I took his v card? And I didn't know? Oh my gawd." - Erica, when Joey confronted her about how she hooked up with Casey's boyfriend and also her boyfriend back in the day. Hashtag #sorrynotsorry.
"There is no better place to pick up hot guys than in the Hamptons. It's like shooting gefilte fish in the barrel." - Chanel, when talking about why she and her friends went to the Hamptons for shabbat dinner.
"When I go to a hotel I bring my own sheets. Unless it's like the Ritz and amazing, which is usually is." - Ashlee, after being grossed out by a small stain on her sheets at Chanel's very swanky house in the Hamptons.
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