Wednesday Night TV Roundup

TV Fanatic breaks down your fave show of the night: American Idol!

American Idol: "Jim Carrey starts thing off with a plug for Horton Hears a Who. He isn't even trying to fake the synergy as he points out, yes, Horton is a Fox film. I think the opening number the contestant performs before elimination drags the show down. It always sounds like a high school show choir. And a mediocre one at that. Well, until David Cook comes on. Notice the yells from the audience are

getting louder! Former wonderboy David Archeuleta must be pissed. And

just to put this on point: Elizabeth, I extolled D.C.’s praises before

you did, so I’ll be the only one sculpting his head out clay over the

weekend, thank you very much! Michael Johns almost has his moment

during his rift. He’ll get there soon enough! Sooo, another week of the

Beatles? Hey, the producers have waited this long for that songbook,

they are going to milk it for everything it’s worth! The elimination finally gets underway and Ryan asks Carly Smithson, Michael Johns, Jason Castro and Syesha Mercado to stand up. I’m thinking Syesha is in the bottom three, and I’m right! Then it's Chikezie, Amanda Overmyer, David Cook and Kristy Lee Cook’s turn. She practically begs for the mic. Ryan tries to play it off, saying maybe she's not in the bottom three, but we all know the real deal: it's No country for American voters. The show wastes a hunk of time taking live questions from people throughout the nation. BORING! (And the thought of Simon and Ryan duking it out in the mud, ewwwww). Season five runner-up Katharine McPhee hits the stage for a performance. There’s a reason she doesn’t have a big singing career these days. No, she

sounds good, and looks happy. Marriage must agree with her. Jimmy Carrey

plugs Horton Hears a Who, again, from the contestant pit. We need our

last bottom three! And it’s a surprise: David Hernandez! (I would have bet it

would be an all-girl bottom three.) Ummm, isn’t weird that we have to

hear the people we didn’t vote for sing again? Yes, remind us that you

sucked! So who is going home? David! Shocker! He says we’ll see him at

the top. With his shirt on, we hope!” — TV Fanatic

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