We wish her one very awesome MTV special about her big day. Hey, sis Kendall got one on E! for hers!
We wish her to have one hot car waiting in the driveway. This season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians has showcased her learning to drive, so she's definitely ready to put the pedal to the metal!
We wish her one shopping spree at the Grove with her gals.
We wish her one beautiful vacation at the beach, like the one in Greece that KUWTK is airing now. The only difference? It would be without her family. Bliss!
We wish her an appearance of Kim Kardashian and her baby well in advance of her party. Can't have North upstaging the birthday girl!
We wish her one session in the studio with potential bro-in-law Kanye West. For reality stars, how have no Kardashians not released Autotune-y, awkward songs?!
We wish her one big ol' bouquet of flowers from her rumored beau/bestie, Jaden Smith (and we wish she would explain what's going on there!).
We wish her college applications for somewhere far away and very different from Calabasas, like the University of New Hampshire.
We wish her a night of what every teenager wants—no curfew! Sorry, Kris.
We wish her a spin-off so we could just hang with her and Kendall on Sunday nights instead.
We wish her another pair of black combat boots. They're her fave!
We wish her a new nail color for fall. Lighten up from all that black, girl! Have you tried nail art?
We wish her a late-night birthday text from her ex, Cody Simpson.
We wish her quality time (and a birthday dinner) with her older brothers Brandon and Brody Jenner.
We wish her a day away from the paparazzi.
We wish her some leave-in conditioner. Gosh, her hair is gorge and she should never mess with it!