While some celebrities are fighting to keep their kids out of the spotlight, Beyonce and Jay Z are taking a totally different route—we'll show you pictures of Blue Ivy, but you'll only see them on our terms. Enter: Beyonce's Tumblr.
What we have here is a collection of beautifully curated images of The Carter Family—from backstage in Brooklyn to the white sands of the Caribbean—but no pictures of Blue Ivy Carter's face. You've got her feet, you've got her hands, you've got her hair and her shadows - but no direct photos of (arguably) the most famous celebrity offspring in the world.
Lucky for all of us, the Blue Ivy photos are still incredible. But one question remains—how'd the Carter's on-staff photographer get the coolest job in the world? Click through to the gallery to see the Blue Ivy pics for yourself.
Do you think Blue Ivy is the most famous celebrity baby? Who's giving her a run for her money? Share in the comments or tweet us @OKMagazine.
Blue Ivy in a Bathing Suit on the Beach
Here's little Blue Ivy in a bathing suit on the beach—so much alliteration, so little face.
Blue Ivy Beyonce Blonde Hair
Blue Ivy plays with an iPhone while Beyonce takes a break during a recent photo shoot—No face here.
Blue Ivy Carter Watch The Throne Shirt
This is what tour merch is all about! Little Blue Ivy rocks a Watch The Throne shirt as she's bottle-fed by her momma—Still no face.
Blue Ivy Carter Plaid Skirt Backstage
All Access Pass! Blue Ivy wanders around backstage—although with her parents' busy schedule, WHICH tour is anyone's guess. Face? Not here.
Blue Ivy Carter Sitting in little chair
Blue Ivy sets up shop in Beyonce's green room with her very own monogrammed director's chair—Back-facing, of course.
Beyonce Blue Ivy Vacation White Dress
Such a little lady! Blue Ivy sits still as Beyonce fixes her tight curls—from the side, so we're getting closer.
Jay Z Blue Ivy Cute Photo
She learns from the best! Blue gets some insight from Daddy at the airport—Face obscured by shadows.
Beyonce Blue Ivy Carter Water
"Under The Boardwalk" is definitely playing in the background as Blue plays on the dock with Bey—We spot hair! But no face.
Blue Ivy Carter Yacht White Dress
Just another day on the yacht! No running though, Blue—it's dangerous out there. Especially when we can't see your face.
Beyonce Blue Ivy Playing
Backyard Bonanza! Beyonce and Blue play outside, with Blue conveniently facing outwards.
Beyonce Jean Shorts Blue Ivy
Making Beyonce the focal point of this picture really contributes to the whole "we can't see Blue's face" thing.
Beyonce Blue Ivy Kisses Braids
Beyonce's hair is braided, Blue's facing the other way. Standard Procedure!
Beyonce Blue Ivy Playground
Another day in the playground, another day we can't see Blue's face.
Beyonce Jay Z Blue Ivy Carter White House
We're not even mad about this one—The Carter's roll up to the White House in style!
Beyonce Blue Ivy Christmas Tree
Beyonce and Blue look at the White House Christmas Tree—Shot from behind, per usual.
Beyonce Jay Z Obamas Blue Ivy
While the Obamas may be able to see Blue Ivy's face, we alas, cannot.
Blue Ivy White House Dog
Even Bo Obama gets a good look at young Miss Carter? Not fair!
Blue ivy Cater White Dress
At least we can see what she's drawing? No, we'd like to see her face. Please and thank you.
Blue Ivy Carter Running
Run, Blue, Run!
Blue Ivy Carter Running
Blue Ivy Carter White Dress
Wait, Blue, you've gone too far! Stop running and turn around so we can make sure you're OK!
Beyonce Angel Costume Blue Ivy Halloween
Bey and Blue play dress up—Bey and Blue both don't face the camera.
Beyonce Birthday Michelle Williams Blue Ivy
OK this one makes sense—If we were thisclose to Michelle Williams, we'd be staring at her too!
Beyonce Blue Ivy Carter Birthday Hat
Side shot AND hand covering her face? Now you're just toying with us, Beyonce.
Beyonce Blue Ivy Nightgown Dance
Blue gets ready for bed (In the fanciest lil nightgown ever!) after Beyonce's birthday party—face not visible.
It's Blue Ivy's birthday and she can... not look at the camera if she doesn't want to.
Beyonce Beach bikini Blue Ivy
There was no chance we were going to see the front of this photo of Beyonce and Blue. Beautiful though.
Beyonce Blue Ivy Black and White Brooklyn Barclay's Center
Sure they pretty much own (literally and figuratively) Barclay's Stadium—but can't they throw us little people a bone?
Beyonce Blue Ivy Hammock
Just a little hammock hangout sesh between mother and daughter—face obscured like it ain't no thang.
Beyonce vacation blue ivy pink dress
Blue is so teeny tiny it's hard to be upset that we can't see her face. And yet...
Beyonce Blue Ivy Hot tub
What we wouldn't give to lay our heads on Beyonce's bosom in a hot tub. Only we'd show our faces to the camera. Just sayin'.
Jay Z Blue Tux Blue Ivy Carter
The only thing that makes the photo bearable is Jay Z's bright blue tux. And OK, the whole thing is adorable.
Beyonce Beach Blue Ivy sun hat
"Let's just put this adorably huge hat on you so the world can't see your perfect face," says Beyonce.
Beyonce Blue Ivy black and white Porch
Like mother, like daughter—no eyes on the camera.
blue ivy dinosaur costume piggy back ride
Matching dinosaur costumes! 'Nuff said.
Blue Ivy Jay Z Black and white
Who gon' check me, boo? Blue Ivy gives her dad the stink-eye (while still looking stinkin' cute)
Blue Ivy Piano black and white
Any day now Blue Ivy will surprise her fans by dropping her album in the middle of the night.
Blue Ivy Leather Jacket Miss Blue Carter
Motorcycle jacket? Check. Enviable last name? Check. Face not shown? Check. Must be Blue Ivy!
Beyonce Blue Ivy Shadows Grass
Taking the "No Faces Allowed" theme to new heights, Beyonce snaps a photo with no bodies either!
Jay Z Holds Blue Ivy Infinity Pool
Blue Ivy gets a lift from her lovin' papa. Seriously, how gorgeous is this photo?