1. David Beckham and Daughter Harper
Here is the ultimate: David with his sweet chubster of a daughter. He looks like a blond James Bond with a pile of squish instead of a martini.
2. David Shirtless circa 2007
Well, you got to have some shirtless pics in here. His hair has changed so much over the years—I'm kind of missing the flip in the front these days.
3. David Giving His Boys a Lift
He can carry more than just one chubby baby! Here he is with Romeo and Cruz.
4. David with a Baby Carrier
Oh, this old thing? Yeah, it's no big deal when a man carries a baby carrier. David, you are a feminist example to men everywhere.
5. David Goes for a High Kick
He's so suave all the time, but no one can escape a sports career without some awkward pics out there...
6. David Makes Victoria Smile
No, your eyes do not deceive you. That is Posh Spice smiling her head off. If you had David Beckham's arm wrapped around you, you'd probably react the same way.
7. David Snuggles Son Romeo
Victoria's not the only lucky one getting some cuddle time with David. Here he gets close with son Romeo at a basketball game.
8. David and Victoria at the Royal Wedding
It's not really fair to outshine the future King of England on his own wedding day, but I bet Prince William wasn't too bent out of shape.
9. David and Victoria Announce Their Engagement
Look at these two adorable kids! This pic was shot the day they announced that they were officially becoming the most attractive couple on the planet.
10. David and Victoria in All Leather Everything
Cute though they may be together, that is no excuse for this late '90s double leather assault. Seriously, how many weird noises did they make walking around in these things?
11. David Beckham Shirtless circa 2009
Okay, one more shirtless pic. Since you asked, and all! (P.S. Also missing this buzzcut look).
12. David and Victoria at the MTV Movie Awards
These two sure do love matching outfits, but when you're this good-looking, I think you get a pass.
13. David with the Weirdest Dinner Party Ever
This must never be forgotten. The event was David's "Welcome to LA" party in 2007, and it was attended by three of the biggest power couples in the world. It's still a weird grouping, no matter how beautiful!
14. David and His Sons
Oh, he is just the best dad ever. Like it's not enough to be rich and talented and hot, he has to be an amazing father?! His sons seem to just adore him.