ICYMI, Rihanna wore a see-through dress to the CFDA Awards last night. She's today's OK! Look of the Day (obviously), but really, this dress deserves just a smidge more attention, dontcha think? Keep clicking to see this dress (and OK, Rihanna's smokin' bod) from every angle.
BUT FIRST! A close up of that mesh headpiece. Only Rihanna could get away with a mesh headpiece…
...and make it look smokin' hot! At 90°, Rih actually looks a bit demure—Her fur stole is strategically placed just above her no-no place and she's ready for a classy affair.
She smiles kindly at a reporter, making sure not to stare at the vein that’s popping out of his forehead as he uses every muscle is his neck to keep his eyes focused on her face and not her breastesses.
"Oh that? That's just my butt."
She continues to go through the motions of a red carpet star, keeping her stole in place above her nether regions and keeping her cool as the paparazzi guys shout, "Rihanna! Rihanna! Over here! Over here! Look over here! RIHANNNNNNNAAAAAAAA"
Little do they know she has plans to blow the roof off the place in 3....2.....1....
Annnnddd there it is.
That stole is too basic for Rihanna. #Phuckthatstole.
She’s the lady of the hour! She poses with Vogue Editrix Anna Wintour, who’s like, “Hehe Rihanna, do you think I should wear a headpiece next time?” and Rihanna’s all, “Definitely!” But what she's really thinking is, “Bitch, please.”
She goes up to accept her CFDA award and after the kind gentleman helps her up the stairs she whispers in his ear, "You just had the best night of your life."
"Ella ella ella"
*Whistle* “Hey...Taxi! TAXI!”
“Where to, ma’am?”
“Anywhere but here”
… and we never saw Rihanna again.